Fact: Evil men are more likely to be clean-shaven.
So, after reaching this conclusion a little over a month ago, I decided I needed a beard. It was the only obvious choice I could make after uncovering such overwhelming evidence. So I grew a beard.
|Pretty heroic, right?|
|I have wanted to do the sideburns-to-mustache combo since eighth grade when we learned about General Ambrose Burnside in the Civil War.|
|I'd say the resemblance is pretty striking.|
|The Hulk Hogan|
|I think I pull it off a little better.|
|Jessie-approved, and about 30 years younger.|
Now, I know what you're all thinking: now that I'm clean-shaven, have I turned to the dark side? Has the removal of my beard also resulted in the removal of any and all heroic instincts that I had formerly accrued? Well, to answer your question, I would have to say that yes, I do feel distinctly less heroic. I haven't turned psychopathic yet, but give me a few clean-shaven years, and who knows what will happen?
In the meantime, though, I'm just happy that my wife enjoys kissing me again.