Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The Rantelope

“I hate the way that people always talk so loud.
I also hate to be alone, or being in a crowd.
I hate it how bananas have those yellow peels.
I hate it when I get a cut, and I hate it when it heals.”

The Rantelope, you see, will hate on anything.
When it comes to ranting, he’s the undisputed king.
There is nothing in his life that satisfies at all.
He even hates the way he looks and thinks that he’s too tall.

If you should chance to meet him, run the other way,
Cuz if you don’t, then he will pounce, and you’ll be there all day.
He’ll love to yell and rant at you until his face is blue,
He’ll love to rave and diatribe (But he’ll prob’ly hate it too).   


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