Fact: Every important man in history has had a beard. Evidence: Qui-Gon Jinn Obi-Wan Kenobi Gandalf Dumbledore Uncle Si Fact: Evil men are more likely to be clean-shaven. Evidence: Emperor Palpatine Sauron Voldemort Conclusion: Heroes have beards, and sadistic psychopathic murderers shave everyday. So, after reaching this conclusion a little over a month ago, I decided I needed a beard. It was the only obvious choice I could make after uncovering such overwhelming evidence. So I grew a beard. Pretty heroic, right? But, alas, it grew uncomfortable, and itchy, and Jessie wasn't fond of kissing me anymore, so I decided that it was time to chop it. I wanted to have a little fun doing it, though. I have wanted to do the sideburns-to-mustache combo since eighth grade when we learned about General Ambrose Burnside in the Civil War. I'd say the resemblance is pretty striking. The Hulk Hogan I think I pull it off a litt...
Austin, Jessie, Natalie, Stockton, Jack, and Claire (and Mario!)