(Austin Post) So last year a bunch of dudes from church decided we were going to do a bowling league. To make a long story short, it was the best decision of our lives. Here is evidence: Each team had five bowlers, so we had two teams. My team had the cool shirts. The other team...didn't have cool shirts. That's why we dominated them. Anyways, this year we decided to do it again, and it was super awesome again, but unfortunately we had scheduling conflicts so one team had to bowl at 5:30 while the other team bowled at 7:00. THE TEAM: Austin Baker (AKA Diesel, Dieselicious) Diesel was our intimidation man. When the other teams tried to taunt us, Diesel would just flex his biceps, and everyone quieted down right away. Diesel has his own bowling ball, which looks like a perfectly spherical turd, which also adds to the intimidation factor. Ross Welch (AKA Rosselcopter, Rosstafarian) Ross was our speed man. No one can throw the ball harder than Rosselcopter. I me...
Austin, Jessie, Natalie, Stockton, Jack, and Claire (and Mario!)